Total Medals Earned: 1,206 (From 294 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,140 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/110 points)
Tasty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 11/15 (90/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (65/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.