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CRACKEGGS

Posted by Kolumbo - October 10th, 2020


Ayy, Newgrounds, there's a thing on your portal


The thing being Crackeggs. An animation about two crack-addicted eggs. Yes, I know.

I started this project ~2 years ago but, uh, stuff happened. You know how it is.



There's some amazing people involved with this, and I'd like to thank them for helping, and also - sorry for taking so long.

I will now proceed to tag people so they actually know this is out (and remember it exists) so, if you're not one of em, go follow them. All of them. They're great.

I swear.


Before the script, there had to be an idea - and that's where my ol friend @Krutches comes in. We came up with the idea together, one day, somehow, for some reason. Obviously, after the script is written there needs to be an all-star cast, and boy is there. @littlbox and @heyopc as the main characters, Mike and Doug, I am not even sure at this point who is voicing who, but it's in the credits if you must know. Backing them up are @makestuff @mkdanon and Pathetic Industries (who doesn't have a NG account, sadly)

Alright, cool, the script is done, the voices are in.. What about the animation itself? Again, an all-star team was assembled, and after a successful heist - we got to work. @BoredKid and @Grilbot did their own thing, and both of those things are amazing and are the reason this didn't (I hope, I'm writing this while it's still under judgement) get blammed. Then, @AgustinGates and @pecheneg helped me bring the rest to life, and it was one hell of a ride. In the end, my buddy @MihaP saved the day in the last second with some additional animation. BUT WAIT, there's more! The one and only @SroSocial made original music just for this (and I didn't even pay him, how about that) which sadly had to be shortened to fit - but you can listen to the full version here - https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/967736 and on top of that there's three more songs by this madman in there. Of course, there's more, @Epifon311 helped me out with lots of sound-related stuff, and there's even his NG exclusive hit in there, and also here - https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/906210


Alright, I think that's everyone. I got most of the sounds from free sources online, and some are from some kind of Sony pack, I don't know, Agustin hooked us up. About the music, there's some real songs - but hey, I followed fair use!


That's it for the wall of text and the crediting. Go watch the thing, or don't if you don't think you'll like it, that's cool. Have a good weekend Newgrounds!


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Yeaaaah, it's here! :D Was somewhat expecting the upcoming amazing post might have to do something with this thing... all but forgotten. Though you deleted the post I'd bookmarked man so the 'bookmark this place' thing now gives a 404 error instead?!

Ah well. On my way to see this! The hype may not have managed to keep the same level all this time but it almost feels nostalgic that it's finalle here now...

Good day!

hey! it's good the hype isn't on the same level because it frankly isn't worth 2 years
glad it's finally out, and can't wait to see what ya thought

You think crack addiction is funny?? Every year, over 3 million eggs are convicted of crack-related charges. Over 95% of those prosecuted offenses are restricted to brown egg communities.

THATS PROBLEMATIC

Potential sequel though: are you still thinking about it? Or was it all an abandoned plan at this point?

2026!!!
All jokes aside, though, I don't know. Depending on how this one goes, but I feel it won't go well enough to warrant spending time on another one.
I still have ideas for a few episodes written down so, who knows

Second place of the day not well enough? ;) Hmm, feels like it might be difficult to really get traction with this kind of thing if it doesn't become more frequent too. It might get a pretty large following as a series, but not so much as a one-time thing.

Second place is great! And the score is appropriate as well! I was just hoping for some more views/reviews, but hey, it's been not even 1 full day - so as I said, who knows ;)

Yeaaah maybe overtime fame and fortune's still coming with this one! Also @MankeyManBling shell we maybe move on to other topeggs?

@MankeyManBling should've eggspected no less! Perfect seggway.

@Cyberdevil @MankeyManBling you guys are really taking those egg puns to the eggstreme

@Kolumbo @MankeyManBling Just wait, we're finna really take it to the eggs soon...

@Cyberdevil @MankeyManBling woah these are eggstraordinary

@Kolumbo agree man @MankeyManBling really clocked that one, neggs level stuff!

come on @Cyberdevil stop egging him on

@Kolumbo naah you eggsagerate, he'd keep going anyway probably

Maaaybe not though? Had to eggsamine this post again, but seems like the previous comment didn't re-eggnite anything! Don't mean to sound like a meggolomaniac here but I was planning on becoming an egg pun powerhouse like eggoraptor. King of the chicken coop, as iconic as Meggan Fox. Boost my eggo as I eggerly shell out puns till I get into some real eggcyclopedia. Gotta kickstart the comedy eggonomy again.

holy shit I'm pretty sure you used up all the egg puns to make this eggsceptional comment, now there's none left for the rest of us

No worries, there's still plenty of leggroom. ;)

IM EGGSCITED

Don't be pulling my legg now!

eggscuse-moi

Ah it's alright, I eggscuse you, wasn't like I was going to eggsecute you or anything. Just having a reggular convo on eggual grounds here.

ah, yes, thank you. I am sorry for the late reggsponse. also I have no idea how to incorporate this one into anything so take it like this, raw and unfiltered, dirty: Cyberdeviled eggs

The ideal kind of deviled eggs. XD FYI I had neither heard of nor tried even reggular deviled eggs before... thanks for that reggomendation!

Oh man, deviled eggs are amazing, simple to make too! Thing is, though, you gotta be careful as to not completely egg them up!

@MankeyManBling o as in = egg?

Think I'm a need to scramble over to Google and poach a recipe for that...

just be sure you follow it very closely or you might end up having eggsplosive diarrhea

@MankeyManBling

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