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Posted by Kolumbo - October 16th, 2024


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Summer's over, spooky month is in full swing - and Christmas is just around the corner. No matter how you slice it, it's time to get comfy.


NGTV Christmas Marathon returns for one last broadcast (most likely) - and this time there are special surprises on the way as well!


You're probably not sure what the hell I'm talking about, here's the deal:


NGTV is a tv-themed collab, this is the third one & you can check out the previous ones here:




The goal is to replicate the tv-watching experience as close as possible. That, of course, includes not just shorts but commercials, bumpers, talk shows, and anything else you can think of. I suggest checking out the links above to get a better feel of what it's all about. 


You are invited to make anything you want, in any genre, medium & style, as long as it's (at least somewhat) Christmassy. Whether you want to do an original short, a commercial, a parody of whatever comes to mind, or anything in-between - it's all welcome!


Note: if you're doing a commercial - you don't have to include anything Christmassy, but it is definitely encouraged!


Application


Since it's a tv-themed collab, there are different subcategories for submissions. When applying, you will be asked what subcategory your submission will fall into.


The subcategories and their particular runtime guidelines are as follows:


Commercial (up to 45 seconds)

Short (from 30 seconds up to LIMITLESS)

Parody (from 30 seconds up to LIMITLESS)

Other - PSAs, talk shows, news, trailers, etc. (depends)


Note: These aren't rules, they're just guidelines. Shorter or longer is most likely fine.


Please don't think any of these have a higher barrier of entry than the others, the reason for subcategory selection being a part of the application process is for streamlining the production. Gotta keep track of how many entries are in each subcategory. The collab is open to beginners, as is tradition - but this time around there's a bit more quality control. 


After applying, I'll contact as soon as possible with all the relevant information & a Discord invite. No worries, though, you don't have to be in the Discord - it's set up mostly to help people find collaborators.


Please don't apply more than once.

Musicians and VAs don't need to apply, just drop your info in the thread.


Apply here


make sure to read the rest of this post, though!

(and the followup)


Specs & Rules


Video: 24fps 2160p 4:3 (2880x2160)

Audio: stereo @ 44,100hz


Shorts and parodies can be 16:9 but keep in mind they will be letterboxed

Commercials must be 4:3


Live action is allowed.


No A rated material. M at most.


If doing a short or a parody - you must have a title. No need to make a title card or anything, but a title is needed for the "Coming Up Next" bumpers.


No watermarks. Everyone will be properly credited both in-video and in the description.


No VHS/TV filters. The collab will be transferred to a real VHS tape - courtesy of TeffyD


If you have any questions, please read the follow-up post first, before asking.


Deadline: December 16th


That gives everyone two months to finish their submission(s) which should hopefully be enough.


The collab itself will be released soon after.


Submitting


Name your file using this template:


yourNGusername_title


and include a text file with NG usernames of anyone who you collaborated with, as well as their role(s) (musician, VA, backgrounds, etc.)


Please don't work on a submission without applying and being accepted first.

Note: you are likely to get in, as long as there's visible effort put in your work.


Read more in the thread


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Posted by Kolumbo - September 30th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


you know the drill, 2 submissions = newspost

let's get this going


DND4K+


Prepare your eyeballs for the visual experience of a lifetime with Ducks and Drugs 4 aka DND4K+! In this groundbreaking fourth installment of the quack-tastic saga, our favorite ducks and drugs are back - now in stunning, mind-blowing 4K resolution. Explosions are crisper, chases are faster, and the drugs? Well, they're... better hidden. With action sequences that practically leap off the screen and more duck-related puns than ever before, this is the most immersive, feather-filled crime caper yet. DND4K+ takes the franchise to the next level of comedy, chaos, and cartoon craziness - this is one adventure you’ve gotta see to believe. Don’t just watch it. Experience it.



Ducks and Drugs: London


Brace yourselves for the most outrageous, action-packed installment yet! Ducks and Drugs is back, and this time, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Our heroes take off across the UK in an explosive new adventure that combines hilarious hijinks, high-stakes crime, and all the British charm you could dream of. From the streets of London to the cliffs of Dover, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of ducks, drugs, and British wit. This isn’t just another sequel - it’s a groundbreaking animated event that pushes the limits of comedy, action, and animation. Don't miss out on the wildest ride of the year - Ducks and Drugs: London



aka Ducks and Drugs 5 aka Ducks and Drugs V aka Ducks and Drugs V: London Quackdown aka Ducks and Drugs 5: Thames of Trouble aka Ducks and Drugs V: Big Ben's Big Bust aka Ducks and Drugs V: Tea, Tarts, and Trafficking aka Ducks and Drugs V5: Fish, Chips, and Cartel Tips aka Ducks and Drugs V: Buckingham Bust


ok, that's it for now, see you all soon!


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Posted by Kolumbo - September 12th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


once again I have 2 new things on the portal

which means I am once again making a news post, get ready

we're about to go through them in CHRONOLOCIGAL ORDER


GARFIELD CARTOON

the real story about garfield's skibidi crack addiction


got to edit the BEST PukeBomb cartoon (yet!)

it's quite an audio visual experience, if I may say so myself

definitely watch it, but please keep in mind the following:


Watching this cartoon can temporarily alter a person’s mood, thoughts, and perceptions. Among other health effects and safety concerns, people who have watched this cartoon report feeling strong emotions ranging from bliss to fear and experiencing vast changes in how they perceive reality.



and now


DUCKS AND DRUGS 3000


eleven years after the original, six years after the sequel,

the long awaited third entry in the ducks and drugs franchise is finally here

this time around, things are very different:


a duck walks through a forest and meets a crocodile

what could go wrong!?



THAT'S ALL FOR NOW


see you all very soon, with some very cool stuff


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Posted by Kolumbo - August 24th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


after a lil pause, I got two things I worked on up on NG and you know what that means

news post time baby


didn't really do anything on my own, but I got to mess around on some @PukeBomb projects, and I love both of them sooooooooo


let's get started


FARMERS RAP


never did so little (if anything) on a project before and yet I've never been more excited to share this with everyone - check out this BANGER toon (&song) - masterminded by the great @NickSenny and @Septicsebi - it's a once in a lifetime experience:



you can support the pukeBoys and get it on bandcamp if you want, i know i didn't:


https://pukebomb.bandcamp.com/track/farmers


PUKESTRAVAGANZA COLLAB


another pukeThing, this time an art collab ran by the one and only @Mantis - where a bunch of us threw together some PukeBomb related drawings!!!!! it's literally the best art collab that ever happened AND YOU NEED TO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW



for real though, there are some great pieces in there!

and there's also mine lol:


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see you all in a bit!

there are some HUGE things brewing, slowcooking, you know......

there are also some smaller things happening very soon


cheers!


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Posted by Kolumbo - June 21st, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


since my last newspost ~2 weeks ago i managed to get enough done to warrant a new one, so now i'll ramble on about that stuff IN CHRONOLOCIGAL ORDER:


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


i got to edit the BEST @PukeBomb toon!!!! they said to make it look like death battle, and having never heard of it i said ok and did it. still no idea what it is. even got to slap together a fake mugen thing for a shot which was lots of fun! give it a watch here:



by the way DO NOT look for the unrated cut


NGTV SUMMER BASH


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art by @Coomic


following last year's NGTV Christmas Marathon, i decided to do another NGTV collab (2 actually, but more on that later) since it was a lot of fun & i wanted to make up for some oversights i made with the original. should be better this time around! either way, today's (almost) the first day of summer & what better way to kick off the season than watching a VHSRip of the 2006 NGTV SUMMER BASH



huge thanks to everyone who participated, very happy you all came on board! it's been a wild ride, especially near the end, but we made it! hope to see you in the next one!


gotta give a few specific shoutouts though:


@TeffyD, who you know as the god of music (music god just doesn't sound as cool), has taken the time and resources to transfer the collab onto a real VHS tape & then digitize it back for the upload! doing this, he bumped the collab to the next level - giving it an authentic feel! also this means there's now a VHS tape with the NGTV Summer Bash somewhere out there... in the wild..... maybe it even contains some extras, you know, lost media......?


@dsptdnb, who's been helping me with sound mixing on pretty much all my solo projects for a while now (not that i do many of those) has stepped up and did audio magic on the collab to make it flow normally. on top of that, he's responsible for the "VHSification" of the audio, as there were issues getting the audio off the VHS tape (the video was fine)


there are plans for one last NGTV - a Christmas one again - with some huge surprises on the way. without spoiling too much, it's already being worked on, and by the time the collab opens for applications, we should already have ~20 minutes done!


more cool stuff on the way very soon, but for now i leave you with this image


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Posted by Kolumbo - May 24th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


in the last 2 weeks i got some new stuff out, here's a quick recap

IT HAS TO BE DONE THIS WAY MY 14DAY FRONT PAGE NEWSPOST COOLDOWN JUST EXPIRED


first up

Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV


as I was working on the Professional Edition update for Windowz XP 2012 I realized that the SECRET GAME I was making for it is probably how Pico's School worked, which gave me an idea. why not remake pico's school and put it inside Windowz XP 2012? obviously, this didn't happen, as I underestimated the amount of work needed to be done & had to focus on other aspects of the update - scrapping the project


then, as pico day was nearing, I figured I give the pico project another go, this time a bit different:

instead of remaking the original, now the plan was to make a genuine-feeling sequel.


even though I scrapped MOST of my outline for the game, as well as having to redraw all the exteriors to match Tom's Pico 2 style, I managed to pull it off in time (albeit a few hours late)



here's some funsies about it before I move on:

initially evil versions of darnell & nene were to appear too

dr. schmuck was a last minute change/addition to the game

MOST of the assets were done by me from scratch, including all the backgrounds

ALL code is by me, nothing was taken from the original game


felt like I should address those, as there have been a few people asking me if its a mod for the original. it is not, feel free to decompile the swf and look around to see for yourself!


that's it for citizen pico! thanks everyone for playing, drawing fanart, recording gameplay & even adding it to the pico wiki! you're the best!


WORK BUDDIES


few days after pico day, my buddy AgustinGates finished his brand new short


I got to help with some animation on it, not much - but I am glad I got to be a part of this project.

it's about a fella starting a new job - one of those high-rise office jobs, you know the drill.

well, as these things often go, it's not an ordinary office. something is wrong.

find out what RIGHT HERE:



WHAT'S NEXT


got more stuff on the way already, so I'll quickly note some of the upcoming projects:


first off, shrek 2 retold is coming in september!

the trailer dropped a few days ago, check it out here:


my part's just a few seconds, but I'm very happy to be back for the third 3gi collab


speaking of reanimateds, the el dorado redialed should be coming soon too!

got a part in that too, which is awesome since as far as mainstream animation goes - el dorado is my favorite film!

check out the trailer for it here:


staying on topic of collabs,

NGTV Summer Bash is coming soon too! deadline's a bit more than a week away, with the planned release date being June 20th! better get ready!


it'll be smaller than the Christmas Marathon but there's a very good reason for that:

already hard at work at this year's Christmas NGTV - my one and only goal with that is to pull of the BIGGEST COLLAB newgrounds has ever seen! there'll be some huge surprises!

(also I did a bad job hosting the summer one lol)


and before I fuck off into the sunset,

got a chance to work with PukeBomb on a toon (or more????!??!!!!???) which is currently stuck in limbo, but should be releasing this weekend - I think - I have no idea. either way, been a blast working with them - they're funny guys - hope I'll get a chance to do so again in the future


there are more upcoming projects, I've been very busy, but I'll save those for some other time - the post is already dragging on too long. one last thing, I got a kofi now, which means you should give me money. it's definitely a good idea, don't even think about it, just do it!!!!!!


as a closer, enjoy this Epic Meme™ from Windowz XP 2012's Epic Meme Maker made by Tom Fulp himself!!!!!


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see you soon Newgrounds


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Posted by Kolumbo - May 9th, 2024


just pushed a big update to Windowz XP 2012 Edition


GET READY FOR

WINDOWZ XP 2012 PROFESSIONAL EDITION



the original was made more to showcase the flash folder,

this one expands on the Windows aspect substantially.


there's a little bit of everything as far as new content goes, but the biggest new feature is easily


EPIC MEME MAKER


yes folks you heard it right,

you get to make Epic Memez™ inside Windowz XP 2012 now!!!!!

but not only that - you also get to share them & browse Epic Memez™ made by others

it's insane, right? well, you can thank @MihaP for that - he is commonly known as the God of Flash btw

he somehow made the whole thing work - using nothing but pure brainpower (i think)


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the second biggest addition is funnily enough a secret, so uh, good luck & godspeed!


here's a few more additions real quick:

revamped customization

more software

more games

more medals

....

more everything, really


EXCEPT COPYRIGHTED MUSIC

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT - WE HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THAT

AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO @TeffyD @Epifon311 @VoicesByCorey & THE AUDIO PORTAL

huge thanks to everyone for their contributions!!!!!!


and of course a huge thanks to everyone who supported Windowz XP 2012 - to the extent of it winning Best of April 2024 - this one's for you!


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NOTE: THIS FLASH IS PROTECTEDY BY THE

ROBUST ANTICHEAT SYSTEM™ BY @53xy83457


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