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Posted by Kolumbo - 12 days ago


i am going to make the best cartoon in the world (this is factual) and i need someone to voice peter griffin with a 100+% match to the original please send me a message


this is also important because this is the best cartoon in the world i may not be from guadeloupe but i might as well be so yeah you can trust me this will be awesome epic


here is the picture of the character peter griffin for reference:


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pleas


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Posted by Kolumbo - 1 month ago


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


another year's passed, and I'm now officially OLD. it sucks, but let's not talk about that; a lot of cool stuff happened this year - so prepare for a wall of links and a few paragraphs here and there ALRIGHT LET'S GO


THE BEGINNING


started the year same as any other, not really doing anything, but this time that period was somehow filled with some projects - old and new, some were mine, some were STOLEN and some were just helping out people on their stuff






GAMES


after that, I did two games (I'm no programmer btw lol) - one for the Flash Forward jam, and the other for Pico Day. both of these were very well received and even placed highly in their respective events. absolutely insane, really, as I never thought I'd see the day where one of my things ends up securing a spot among the top Pico Day submissions - my 13-year-old self is screaming right now. thanks again, everyone, for the support and I hope to see you relatively soon with some bigger and better stuff




the story of how these got made is intertwined and short, so I'll just get that over with real quick ok? please bear with me;


was gonna do a Nene's Interactive Suicide ripoff for Flash Forward, and when I got Flash up and running again after a loooong time, nostalgia won and I simply had to go through my NG Dump and look at old stuff. got two friends to do it as well, and with that the idea to present old .swf files was born. decided to go with a Windows XP (fuck you frutigerbros, XP is king) aesthetic and, well, things got out of hand.


at one point, while working on the Professional Edition update, I wanted to remake Pico's School and have it inside Windowz. this didn't happen, obviously, mostly due to me underestimating the amount of time and work needed to pull it off. Tom threatening to kill me and my family over music didn't help either, so we (@MihaP and me) wrapped the update up as soon as possible, cutting some stuff we had planned.


a bit later, as Pico Day was approaching - I figured it's time to resurrect that Pico's School remake idea, and it ended up morphing into Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV - which admittedly was supposed to be a lot bigger and have actual puzzles instead of just dragging boxes around, but hey, I did the whole thing in less than a week - and I'm no programmer. it is what it is, and I'm happy with it.


PUKEBOMB SHENANIGANS


around the same time as the aforementioned games, I got a chance to fuck around with some @PukeBomb stuff (thanks to my best friend @septicsebi) which was pretty cool as I've been a fan for I guess a few years now. all of these are certified BEST PukeToons and this is an objective fact, not up to debate.




(still waiting on that frontpage btw WE WERE ROBBED)



I also bought out the company, but more on that some other time.


SUMMERTIME LOVIN' - LOVIN' IN THE SUMMERTIME


spent the entire summer in a borderline empty mountain village (pop. ~50 elderly people + me) growing peppers and daydrinking. it was epic, but it wasn't fruitless (and no, I don't mean the peppers)


did a bunch of stuff while up there, most notable of which is hands down the second NGTV collab - NGTV Summer Bash



huge thanks to everyone who came on board and made this project a reality - it was a step up from the first collab and a blast to work on. very grateful people trusted me on another one of these after I butchered the first one - hope the subsequent projects made up for that.


as the end of the season was nearing, I decided to resurrect the beloved hit series Ducks n Drugs with BRAND NEW wackyzany adventures EVERY MONDAY lol










I also got to do the thumbnail for @scottwjsm's DS Collab. was working on a submission, but a series of unfortunate events stopped me from ever finishing it. oh well, maybe next time, I'm just glad I got to participate in any capacity:



DECEMBER DECEMBER DECEMBER


December was a huge month for me! the third NGTV collab came out on Christmas Day - with a Tankmas premiere (courtesy of my best friend @MrShmoods - or as I like to call him, MrSchroods) and it's a fucking beast! full of cameos, surprises, and great shorts - it's one of the biggest things I've worked on. clocking in at 109 minutes, it's basically an anthology feature. this was completely unexpected, though, and it caught me off-guard - but somehow we pulled through and got it done on time.



one of the surprises I mentioned above is none other than A Charlie Brown Christmas Reanimated - a project that was slowly cooking throughout the entire year. at times it seemed like we wouldn't make it, but somehow we did. unlike NGTV itself, this one was a secret/closed collab - meaning I had to stay on top of not only getting it done in time, but also getting everyone involved. it was a lot of invites, a lot of talking, and a lot of scheduling shenanigans - but we did it. we fucking did it. I've used all the lil tricks I learned over the years to make it happen, and seems it paid off.



I can't put into words how thankful I am to everyone who contributed to this (these?) project (projects?) and making it (them?) grow to this size, giving us all a chance to say we were in a project with Tom Fulp himself!

speaking of the Tom Fulp cameo, huge thanks to my best friend @NickSenny for handling the filming, and of course @TomFulp for actually agreeing to do it!


it was all very last minute, and I forgot to let Tom know about the script and the props/costumes - but even without prior knowledge of these things, he was great and, from what I hear, pretty lax about it. legend shit!


oh shit almost forgot - I also made my cartoon, DONOR, with minor help from @bro-son - thanks man!



and that brings us to the very last thing of the year, a PukeVisualNovel



this was originally supposed to be something else, and I wasn't even involved with it - but things fell through, and I jumped on board to put it together last-minute so their (actually) hard work doesn't go to waste. not a big fan of the genre, but for what it is - I'd say this one's pretty cool.


2024 was by far my biggest & most active year on NG! made some friends, made some stuff, and made a bunch of hotsauce.

sure, I've made some mistakes too, mostly regarding people I associated and/or worked with, who turned out to be pieces of shit in one way or another, and even though all of that's over now and they're gone from my projects - I'm a grudge-holding guy, you know - so I'd like to extend a Special Fuck You to them. you know who you are. fuck you.


that's all folks!

no, wait, hold on!!!!!

can't end the post on a "fuck you" - come on.

so uh what's next????????


TWENTY TWENTY FIVE


some big things are happening, and also some bigger things.

I'm not allowed to talk about them yet, I don't think, plus not everything is set in stone right now - but hey, be on a lookout - trust me. will make a proper update regarding this stuff when the time comes.


one of these things should have its festival run this year, if all goes well, and it's about damn time! we were working on this for years now, and it's my first experience with working on a studio-backed project, rather than just silly online stuff. should've taken less time, but we had a lot of issues early on in production because of Covid, and things just never got back on track afterwards.


OH SHIT ONE MORE THING



I got interviewed by @Aalasteir recently - go read about my sick pepper sauces and stuff:

https://aalasteir.newgrounds.com/news/post/1499446


here's this cool NGTV Christmas Marathon poster by @PD-Cartoons & @Medvis to end the post BYE


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btw how do I recover from being old???!!!?!???! pls help


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Posted by Kolumbo - December 26th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


yesterday on Christmas Day we released the third NGTV collab, and by far the biggest one;

somehow it ended up clocking in at 109 minutes - which is insane, and it was hectic putting it all together but we pulled through and released ON TIME for the first time ever

(it even had a Tankmas premiere)


not only that, but the whole thing is filled with surprises and cameos, and as an open beginner-friendly collab I feel it truly does justice to "Everything, by Everyone" - and on that note I want to thank everyone who participated in any capacity, we could not have pulled this off without such a great lineup!



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one of the aforementioned surprises in the collab is none other than the Christmas classic, A Charlie Brown Christmas! well, kind of. we didn't really have the funds to get the rights to air it, so we reanimated it IN SECRET OVER THE ENTIRE YEAR



it was a tough project, and at moments it seemed like we wouldn't make it (same with the overall NGTV) but somehow we pulled through, and got it all done in time - one could say it was a Christmas Miracle™


the whole lineup is great - everyone who came on board (for both Charlie Brown and NGTV) brought something unique to the table and everyone did a hell of a job! I for one am very happy with the end result, and I hope most of the people who watch it are too!


a really cool thing to me personally regarding these projects is that they feature some people I have grown up watching and admiring, and getting a chance to have them on board of something I'm trying to do was absolutely incredible - and something I never expected could actually happen


Merry Christmas

and see you all soon


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Posted by Kolumbo - September 30th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


you know the drill, 2 submissions = newspost

let's get this going


DND4K+


Prepare your eyeballs for the visual experience of a lifetime with Ducks and Drugs 4 aka DND4K+! In this groundbreaking fourth installment of the quack-tastic saga, our favorite ducks and drugs are back - now in stunning, mind-blowing 4K resolution. Explosions are crisper, chases are faster, and the drugs? Well, they're... better hidden. With action sequences that practically leap off the screen and more duck-related puns than ever before, this is the most immersive, feather-filled crime caper yet. DND4K+ takes the franchise to the next level of comedy, chaos, and cartoon craziness - this is one adventure you’ve gotta see to believe. Don’t just watch it. Experience it.



Ducks and Drugs: London


Brace yourselves for the most outrageous, action-packed installment yet! Ducks and Drugs is back, and this time, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Our heroes take off across the UK in an explosive new adventure that combines hilarious hijinks, high-stakes crime, and all the British charm you could dream of. From the streets of London to the cliffs of Dover, it's a non-stop rollercoaster of ducks, drugs, and British wit. This isn’t just another sequel - it’s a groundbreaking animated event that pushes the limits of comedy, action, and animation. Don't miss out on the wildest ride of the year - Ducks and Drugs: London



aka Ducks and Drugs 5 aka Ducks and Drugs V aka Ducks and Drugs V: London Quackdown aka Ducks and Drugs 5: Thames of Trouble aka Ducks and Drugs V: Big Ben's Big Bust aka Ducks and Drugs V: Tea, Tarts, and Trafficking aka Ducks and Drugs V5: Fish, Chips, and Cartel Tips aka Ducks and Drugs V: Buckingham Bust


ok, that's it for now, see you all soon!


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Posted by Kolumbo - September 12th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


once again I have 2 new things on the portal

which means I am once again making a news post, get ready

we're about to go through them in CHRONOLOCIGAL ORDER


GARFIELD CARTOON

the real story about garfield's skibidi crack addiction


got to edit the BEST PukeBomb cartoon (yet!)

it's quite an audio visual experience, if I may say so myself

definitely watch it, but please keep in mind the following:


Watching this cartoon can temporarily alter a person’s mood, thoughts, and perceptions. Among other health effects and safety concerns, people who have watched this cartoon report feeling strong emotions ranging from bliss to fear and experiencing vast changes in how they perceive reality.



and now


DUCKS AND DRUGS 3000


eleven years after the original, six years after the sequel,

the long awaited third entry in the ducks and drugs franchise is finally here

this time around, things are very different:


a duck walks through a forest and meets a crocodile

what could go wrong!?



THAT'S ALL FOR NOW


see you all very soon, with some very cool stuff


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Posted by Kolumbo - August 24th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


after a lil pause, I got two things I worked on up on NG and you know what that means

news post time baby


didn't really do anything on my own, but I got to mess around on some @PukeBomb projects, and I love both of them sooooooooo


let's get started


FARMERS RAP


never did so little (if anything) on a project before and yet I've never been more excited to share this with everyone - check out this BANGER toon (&song) - masterminded by the great @NickSenny and @Septicsebi - it's a once in a lifetime experience:



you can support the pukeBoys and get it on bandcamp if you want, i know i didn't:


https://pukebomb.bandcamp.com/track/farmers


PUKESTRAVAGANZA COLLAB


another pukeThing, this time an art collab ran by the one and only @Mantis - where a bunch of us threw together some PukeBomb related drawings!!!!! it's literally the best art collab that ever happened AND YOU NEED TO CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW



for real though, there are some great pieces in there!

and there's also mine lol:


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see you all in a bit!

there are some HUGE things brewing, slowcooking, you know......

there are also some smaller things happening very soon


cheers!


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Posted by Kolumbo - June 21st, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


since my last newspost ~2 weeks ago i managed to get enough done to warrant a new one, so now i'll ramble on about that stuff IN CHRONOLOCIGAL ORDER:


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


i got to edit the BEST @PukeBomb toon!!!! they said to make it look like death battle, and having never heard of it i said ok and did it. still no idea what it is. even got to slap together a fake mugen thing for a shot which was lots of fun! give it a watch here:



by the way DO NOT look for the unrated cut


NGTV SUMMER BASH


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art by @Coomic


following last year's NGTV Christmas Marathon, i decided to do another NGTV collab (2 actually, but more on that later) since it was a lot of fun & i wanted to make up for some oversights i made with the original. should be better this time around! either way, today's (almost) the first day of summer & what better way to kick off the season than watching a VHSRip of the 2006 NGTV SUMMER BASH



huge thanks to everyone who participated, very happy you all came on board! it's been a wild ride, especially near the end, but we made it! hope to see you in the next one!


gotta give a few specific shoutouts though:


@TeffyD, who you know as the god of music (music god just doesn't sound as cool), has taken the time and resources to transfer the collab onto a real VHS tape & then digitize it back for the upload! doing this, he bumped the collab to the next level - giving it an authentic feel! also this means there's now a VHS tape with the NGTV Summer Bash somewhere out there... in the wild..... maybe it even contains some extras, you know, lost media......?


@dsptdnb, who's been helping me with sound mixing on pretty much all my solo projects for a while now (not that i do many of those) has stepped up and did audio magic on the collab to make it flow normally. on top of that, he's responsible for the "VHSification" of the audio, as there were issues getting the audio off the VHS tape (the video was fine)


there are plans for one last NGTV - a Christmas one again - with some huge surprises on the way. without spoiling too much, it's already being worked on, and by the time the collab opens for applications, we should already have ~20 minutes done!


more cool stuff on the way very soon, but for now i leave you with this image


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Posted by Kolumbo - May 24th, 2024


how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie


in the last 2 weeks i got some new stuff out, here's a quick recap

IT HAS TO BE DONE THIS WAY MY 14DAY FRONT PAGE NEWSPOST COOLDOWN JUST EXPIRED


first up

Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV


as I was working on the Professional Edition update for Windowz XP 2012 I realized that the SECRET GAME I was making for it is probably how Pico's School worked, which gave me an idea. why not remake pico's school and put it inside Windowz XP 2012? obviously, this didn't happen, as I underestimated the amount of work needed to be done & had to focus on other aspects of the update - scrapping the project


then, as pico day was nearing, I figured I give the pico project another go, this time a bit different:

instead of remaking the original, now the plan was to make a genuine-feeling sequel.


even though I scrapped MOST of my outline for the game, as well as having to redraw all the exteriors to match Tom's Pico 2 style, I managed to pull it off in time (albeit a few hours late)



here's some funsies about it before I move on:

initially evil versions of darnell & nene were to appear too

dr. schmuck was a last minute change/addition to the game

MOST of the assets were done by me from scratch, including all the backgrounds

ALL code is by me, nothing was taken from the original game


felt like I should address those, as there have been a few people asking me if its a mod for the original. it is not, feel free to decompile the swf and look around to see for yourself!


that's it for citizen pico! thanks everyone for playing, drawing fanart, recording gameplay & even adding it to the pico wiki! you're the best!


WORK BUDDIES


few days after pico day, my buddy AgustinGates finished his brand new short


I got to help with some animation on it, not much - but I am glad I got to be a part of this project.

it's about a fella starting a new job - one of those high-rise office jobs, you know the drill.

well, as these things often go, it's not an ordinary office. something is wrong.

find out what RIGHT HERE:



WHAT'S NEXT


got more stuff on the way already, so I'll quickly note some of the upcoming projects:


first off, shrek 2 retold is coming in september!

the trailer dropped a few days ago, check it out here:


my part's just a few seconds, but I'm very happy to be back for the third 3gi collab


speaking of reanimateds, the el dorado redialed should be coming soon too!

got a part in that too, which is awesome since as far as mainstream animation goes - el dorado is my favorite film!

check out the trailer for it here:


staying on topic of collabs,

NGTV Summer Bash is coming soon too! deadline's a bit more than a week away, with the planned release date being June 20th! better get ready!


it'll be smaller than the Christmas Marathon but there's a very good reason for that:

already hard at work at this year's Christmas NGTV - my one and only goal with that is to pull of the BIGGEST COLLAB newgrounds has ever seen! there'll be some huge surprises!

(also I did a bad job hosting the summer one lol)


and before I fuck off into the sunset,

got a chance to work with PukeBomb on a toon (or more????!??!!!!???) which is currently stuck in limbo, but should be releasing this weekend - I think - I have no idea. either way, been a blast working with them - they're funny guys - hope I'll get a chance to do so again in the future


there are more upcoming projects, I've been very busy, but I'll save those for some other time - the post is already dragging on too long. one last thing, I got a kofi now, which means you should give me money. it's definitely a good idea, don't even think about it, just do it!!!!!!


as a closer, enjoy this Epic Meme™ from Windowz XP 2012's Epic Meme Maker made by Tom Fulp himself!!!!!


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see you soon Newgrounds


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Posted by Kolumbo - May 9th, 2024


just pushed a big update to Windowz XP 2012 Edition


GET READY FOR

WINDOWZ XP 2012 PROFESSIONAL EDITION



the original was made more to showcase the flash folder,

this one expands on the Windows aspect substantially.


there's a little bit of everything as far as new content goes, but the biggest new feature is easily


EPIC MEME MAKER


yes folks you heard it right,

you get to make Epic Memez™ inside Windowz XP 2012 now!!!!!

but not only that - you also get to share them & browse Epic Memez™ made by others

it's insane, right? well, you can thank @MihaP for that - he is commonly known as the God of Flash btw

he somehow made the whole thing work - using nothing but pure brainpower (i think)


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the second biggest addition is funnily enough a secret, so uh, good luck & godspeed!


here's a few more additions real quick:

revamped customization

more software

more games

more medals

....

more everything, really


EXCEPT COPYRIGHTED MUSIC

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT - WE HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THAT

AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO @TeffyD @Epifon311 @VoicesByCorey & THE AUDIO PORTAL

huge thanks to everyone for their contributions!!!!!!


and of course a huge thanks to everyone who supported Windowz XP 2012 - to the extent of it winning Best of April 2024 - this one's for you!


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NOTE: THIS FLASH IS PROTECTEDY BY THE

ROBUST ANTICHEAT SYSTEM™ BY @53xy83457


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