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Total Medals Earned: 1,215 (From 298 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 15,230 Points

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Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

Strawberry Porn

Medals Earned: 2/17 (10/345 points)

I PLAY PORN GAMES! 5 Points

You can never get rid of this medal!

In The Hood 5 Points

Walk through the neighborhood!

10 Dolla Hat 5 Points

Get 10 Dollas!

15 Dollas of Fame 5 Points

Get 15 Dollas!

20 Dolla Question 5 Points

Get 20 Dollas!

5 Dolla Footlong Cock 5 Points

Get 5 dollas!

Bath House 5 Points

Peruse the bath houses!

Glory Hole 5 Points

I spy a hole in bath house #3!

Power Plant 5 Points

Enter the power plant!

Town Square 5 Points

Walk through the town square!

Turnpike 5 Points

Walk on the turnpike!

Warehouse 5 Points

Go to the warehouse!

Theater 10 Points

Enter the theater!

Dollas Go Where? 25 Points

Put 25 dollas in your wallet!

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StrawberyClock Smackdown

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

Traveling 5 Points

Went right.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock 5 Points

Get a game over.

Pop Your Berry 10 Points

Use the B power for the first time.

King of the Portal 25 Points

Defeated ki1o.

Satisfied Customer 25 Points

Bought every item in the Clock Mart

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

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Super SOPA Bros.

Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/110 points)

Mushroom 5 Points

Tasty.

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Fire Power 5 Points

Shoot those censor boxes!

1UP 10 Points

Find that secret block...

Star Power 10 Points

Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.

Kill All Enemies 25 Points

If only killing SOPA was that easy...

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T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 11/15 (90/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

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Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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